Idk about anything else but pirate ships are also the only ride that are guaranteed to make me sick, no matter how rested, how fed, how hydrated, if I've ridden anything else that day, I'll always be nauseous coming off a pirate ship. Technical Park Pegasus, HUSS Booster, spinning coasters, frisbee rides, no problem.Pirate ships just seem a bit lame nowadays.
But what else would you do with that giant trench?
I'd say a few different optionsBut what else would you do with that giant trench? It's been practically hidden away by the overgrowth around the trench. Surely a refurb of the rides and redoing some of the exterior to give it more presence in the land was a possible option?
Alton Towers is now Completely themed to marmalisation. The wickerman's story has been retrospectively changed to the origins of human hypnosis. The dark forest is now themed to asylum escapees. Alton Towers is referred to in-narrative as the Alton Asylum Hospital. It turns out Emily Alton was actually Doctor Kelman, founder of the Ministry of Joy and government employee, all along. All the staff are instructed to ask guests 'WHY AREN'T YOU SMILING' at every given opportunity - particularly when there's a ride breakdown... Which is now a guarantee included in the £150 entry to the park so you have the full, immersive, experience.
Reading that makes it sound like just the colour scheme. But I'm with you, it's definitely more than just the colour scheme, the whole 'secret government installation' thing is very X sector. Right from the entrance gate, whilst not at all like x sector in it's design, it definitely 'feels x sector.'It’s not the narrative, it’s the whole theme. Forbidden Valley has been turned into X Sector part 2. Gone is the rust and decay, the bone and the sinew, to be replaced by Black and Red. X Sector was all about Black and one single other colour. Oblivion; black and Orange. Smiler; black and Yellow. Enterprise; Black and Green. Submission; Black and Blue. Now we have Nemesis with Black and Red, and “Toxicator” with Black and green. Both rides fit right next to the X Sector rides in a way that Ripsaw never would.
Like I feel the new ride would work far better in submissions old plot. Even the name “toxicator” reminds me of the Smiler and the different names of the “arms” that marmalise you.
Theming is a bit weird for the area of the park. I keep seeing "new record-breaking ride" on the news and honestly I am so close to writing cease and desist letter to Merlin. Merlin could build the biggest SBF Visa and it would "new record breaking ride"
Alton Towers Resort Unveils Name Of New Record-Breaking Attraction And Thrilling First-Of-Its-Kind Details
backstage.merlinentertainments.biz
"The only topspin in the world to be elevated above ground level"
"Standing at a record-breaking 78ft high thanks to its setting on a 16ft elevated platform"
Yeah I thought Merlin were done with the dumb records but seems that they are back for this.
I believe this is a internal restructuring with a job title change for the Divisional Directors at Merlin.I find it interesting that that article lists Bianca as the "Vice President" of Alton, as opposed to the Divisional Director.
I wonder if it's just a mistake, name change, or whether there has been a level of restructuring at the park?