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A Chessington WoA homage to nadroJ

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Today I went to Chessington World of Adventures! First stop was the new revamped Market Square!
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Then it was time for a new cred! It's not really a new cred but they've also revamped the Runaway Train for the 2014 season. It's now called Scorpion Express.
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A perfect place to take a selfie!
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It was fab.

Rameses revenge was my next ride.
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It was now time to blast some wombs on Tomb Blaster!
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Selfie on the bridge of DEATH <//3
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Onride selfie!
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Half of the target lights weren't working so....
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Then I went on Pufari.
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Safari vehicle selfie!
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They've made a few changes to the route so it was slightly better than last year.

They've painted the Dragon Falls dragon and it looks fab <3 but the Buddha façades haven't been replaced so I thought...
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There was a 10min queue for Dragon's Fury.
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There were few spinning times...
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Another new-for-2014 attraction is the treetops trail thing. Only half of it was open.
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For lunch I went to the "fake Nandos". The chicken was tough, the jacket potato was too hard and the chicken burger resembled a Rustler's microwave burger. Would I eat there again? No...
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It started to rain and I didn't want my hair to get wet in case my forehead turned orange so I went inside Hocus Pocus Hall.
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LOL <33 I took an hysterical selfie with my 3D glasses on!
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The glasses didn't work that well. Aside from the high quality mirror maze...
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I took flight on Vampire after lunch.
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They had a fab television/mirror thing in the shop!
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I couldn't resist getting a comedy photo!
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I rode the Carousel...
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..and Toadie's veteran car ride.
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My final ride of the day was Rattlesnake!
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The drops were fab but the mouse turns and brakes were VILE <//3 Therefore,
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It was then time for me to leave Chessington World of Adventure behind, although I think my presence at the park will be felt for hours to come.
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I'll leave you with another selfie <3
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Lol, that was brilliant. I'm not sure I get the reference to one of the poses though.

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This is the best report. haha Every time i read 'Its F***ing S**t', I read it in Jordan's voice XD

I love the expression of the guy looking at you on Zufari.
 
Aahahaha AMAZING!!
Nic your face in front of fake Nandos <3<3<3

Should have had a 'what the **** is this?' moment as well, but then it's not like Chessington has anything that could be compared to a moment of absolute pleasure on Shambhala!
 
peep said:
Lol, that was brilliant. I'm not sure I get the reference to one of the poses though.
The "It's **** ****" pose? That was from the Italy live. We rode the SLC at Gardaland and Jordan on was the first train of CFers, me and Vadge were on the second. Whilst we were sat on the brake run, Jordan walked under us, looked up at us, stopped abruptly, squatted, pointed at the coaster and proclaimed in a terribly common voice that "It's **** ****!" There was so much venom in her voice, me and Vadge pissed ourselves with laughter. You had to be there!
 
Love it!

The fake Nando's is definitely **** ****. At least the Greedy Goblin wasn't that bad a place to eat. Now it looks like another half-arsed Merlin eating establishment.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it! Glad to see I'm not the only CFer to get their own trip report homage thread!
 
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