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  1. Smithy

    Are shows essential to a good theme park?

    It's a tough one. Are shows essential, or even worthwhile, for a park? Not for me. Are they essential to a resort though? Definitely. If you're only spending a day at a park, I don't think shows are a worthwhile investment. If the park is clearly aimed at attracting multi-day visits though...
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    The Maccy D's Thread.

    Nah I agree with that, along a similar line the Whopper Jr from Burger King is fast out-placing the Mayo Chicken as my go-to 99p-so-I'll-buy-3-of-them option.
  3. Smithy

    YAY Merlin!

    Councillors will just end up being given a few extra free tickets to some concerts or sports events and a bit of extra wining and dining and it'll get granted.
  4. Smithy

    Wild Mouse at BPB Closure - R.I.P. 1958-2017

    But what else could they do to satisfy you? The ride was always going to be removed. You'd still have complained regardless of the messaging.
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    Wild Mouse at BPB Closure - R.I.P. 1958-2017

    Yes. Particularly for a ride that looked the way it did. It's not that you can't have a different opinion, it's that when you were challenged on your initial opinion you then kept changing what it was that you were arguing. First it appeared the removal, then it was the lack of a replacement...
  6. Smithy

    Overrated and Underrated Parks

    It's ironic that you choose that picture though because it's taken right at the arse-end of the park where there's literally **** all there apart from a wasted space of missed opportunity. Phantasialand is easily the most overrated park I've experienced. The rapids were amazing, Klugheim is...
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    Wild Mouse at BPB Closure - R.I.P. 1958-2017

    You aren't half coming across as awfully entitled in here Coaster. Ignoring the fact that it's none of your business why they removed the ride, to then boil it right down to you being unhappy with the terminology they've used when announcing the rides removal is beyond petty. Better to remove...
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    POVs that do not do justice to the ride - at all

    Similar to Snoo, first thought was always anything with airtime because it's just impossible to explain it to people who don't really know coasters why you like something so much. Balder was the first that came to mind but that's probably because I've tried to explain to people why I like it so...
  9. Smithy

    Roller Coaster TV Programs and Other Related Videos

    Ewwwww. Cheers for that Helix documentary above, loved it. Ignoring the random bollocks about rating it, thought it was a great insight into the ride, operations, how it keeps them safe etc...Would probably have just enough cross-over appeal to get random GP watchers
  10. Smithy

    New World's First For Fantasy Island!

    And just like the market wares on offer underneath the coasters at the park, the claim is fake.
  11. Smithy

    More Woodies in the UK

    Wickerman's success? What success is this? I thought all the recent noise from Alton was that they'd had yet another piss poor season and were trying to pay reduced business rates as a result?
  12. Smithy

    Alton Towers | Wicker Man | GCI Wood

    Yeah likewise, they'd have gone for a much safer option. And yeah as above, the more I think about it the more I think it's unbelievably harsh on Wardley, knowing how much he pushed for a woodie, to treat him as such an afterthought.
  13. Smithy

    Alton Towers | Wicker Man | GCI Wood

    Yeah that reflects REALLY badly on Alton's planning department if the senior management were of the understanding that he'd been involved for the last five months. Can imagine the awkward silence when he finally asked "What does John think of it?". At a guess, the ****e original drops were...
  14. Smithy

    Europa Park to build a cable car to France

    Convinced it was April 1st.
  15. Smithy

    What would your five year plan be for a park/chain?

    Nobody has touched Alton yet? I'll bite the bullet. I'll chuck in two scenarios too because why not. Realistic (ish); 2020 - Remove Enterprise - Install two new flat rides in X-Sector 2021 - Remove Spinball - Install two more new flat rides in its place 2022 - New coaster - "World's first" of...
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    Blackpool Pleasure Beach | Icon | Mack Multi-Launch

    How much? Whilst I think the amount quoted unlikely, a decline in general isn't all that unlikely given the current market condition.
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    Blackpool Pleasure Beach | Icon | Mack Multi-Launch

    Unless I'm massively mistaken, I thought Alton had 2 million visitors in 2017 so a 200k drop for them would be 10%; that's a drastic number for any business and I'd imagine it's an even greater percentage for BPB. I'm sure there are other factors and it's far, far too soon to draw any...
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    Blackpool Pleasure Beach | Icon | Mack Multi-Launch

    A 200'000 decrease is shocking is it not? Even moreso in a new-ride-year? Even me in my incessant pessimism can't' see it being that bad.
  19. Smithy

    Blackpool Pleasure Beach | Icon | Mack Multi-Launch

    Can;t wait for the Good Morning Britain appearance.
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