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Yeah Flamingo might have vibes of Busch but a load of Chinese **** holes have ‘vibes’ of Disney. Just because something is a poor imitation doesn’t mean they’re the same. The Busch parks, especially BGW, are a gold standard of parks. Flamingoland is a carny hole with a zebra.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Flamingo ****ing wishes

Basically 80% of parks in China. Last week there can’t have been 100 people in Sunac Land Nanchang, and we were the only people on Python in Bamboo Forest.

We went to Happy Valley Shanghai just over a week ago, and it was ****ing **** - the dive machine and mega lite were both down, though thankfully I have them. It seems you got super lucky there as a lot of reports are that stuff is constantly broken now. Although the rest of your trip sounds...

Why would you be excited about it having Skyrush lap bars? You know, those notoriously disgusting restraints nobody on the planet likes? They are different, thankfully. But yh, layout is still turd so.

91. Heaven’s Wing/Wings of Glory (name tbc...), HB World

Meh, I’ll be riding the Shanghai one again next week, so I’m still sad it’s just gonna be the same, no matter how good it is!

Please stop with this racist bull****. Just because a company is Chinese does not make them a ‘knock-off’ The coaster world is fullll of every major manufacturer building something someone has already done somewhere else - but it’s only a ‘knock off’ when it’s in China. Not that you’re ever...

Please don’t come in here, all with your ability to read.

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^It’s Wanda, the themeing will not suck sorry. It probably won’t be Klugheim but suck it won’t.

Yessss I’ll be there!

Intttteerrreestting. I kind of thought Singapore was always just going to be forgotten about, so fab to hear it’s getting some love, really is a great little park.

I honestly thought that Zierer coaster was common knowledge lol, shows how much attention I’m paying. Yeah they were digging it all out in October when I was over there for Halloween, surprised it’s not all done and dusted tbf. @CSLKennyNI the Halloween event was great, right?

Yeah banks will always refund it. They basically decided that they make more money pursuing it and having people pay by card than the refunds they have to give out for it going ‘wrong’ Any bank worth being with nowadays will also have a card freeze option in their app so you can stop...

I mean, ****ing finally. It was such a pain in the arse at Christmas traipsing up to the ATM whenever I wanted a hot cider. Not really sure why you’d disable NFC - you’re totally covered as a customer if someone ever did scheme against you to steal £30 out your pocket (that type of fraud is...

Yesterday was absolutely outstanding - haven’t been to a live that good in years and I’ve not seen Thorpe on such good form for years. Really was fab to see so many new people, even if I’m still terrible at getting round to everyone! I think I pissed myself laughing about a thousand times...

Hey, just to clear up that pun would have only worked if it was a Polarcoaster. It’s not, a ‘poler’ isn’t a spin on ‘polar’ so it doesn’t work. It would have been better (but still not funny) to call it like, a stripper coaster. Get it? Pole? (ATI I suggest you look up what a stripper is and...

Stoked for tomorrow - see all you new faces there! It’s basically 14 years (not quite to the day) since my first live, back to the park where it all began.

And like people have said - it’s the track record. S&S have cocked up on basically every major coaster they’ve ever built, but sure this is nothing to do with them.