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    Toshimaen (Tokyo) to close ; replaced by Harry Potter Studio Tour

    Come back in ya burka you yakuza slut.
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    Toshimaen (Tokyo) to close ; replaced by Harry Potter Studio Tour

    This park is an absolute dive and is no loss to anyone.
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    Fuji-Q | Zokko | Intamin Multi-Launch Motorbike | 2023

    Whatever it is I can’t wait for them to run one train and it have a seventy eight hour wait!
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    CANCELLED - Helix Må Kex | LISEBERG | 2nd - 3rd May 2020

    Yeah that’s why we’ve used Kex because it’s everywhere at Liseberg and we love the giant bars they have. Basically it sounds a little bit like ‘he licks my kecks (meaning trousers)’, references the two best things about Liseberg and we didn’t fancy another ABBA pub xD
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    CANCELLED - Helix Må Kex | LISEBERG | 2nd - 3rd May 2020

    This year, we're going Swedish! We'll be going meatballs deep in all that Liseberg has to offer, from the new-for-CF Dive Machine Valkyria, CF favourite Helix and Underland, the park's new for 2020 dark ride! Transport For this live, you will be expected to arrange your own transport, however...
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    Busch Gardens Williamsburg | Pantheon | Intamin LSM Coaster | 2022

    This just looks the absolute ****ing tits. It’s a great year for Busch! Feels like the 70s all over again!
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    CANCELLED - Basic Beginnings | ALTON TOWERS | 22nd Mar 2020

    I think I’ll be there! Don’t forget group tickets can come with other perks that could make it worth it - let’s not make decisions until Matt has actually heard back from them :)
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    The World of David Walliams is coming to Alton Towers

    You can look at the plans that are online to see that’s not going to happen lol.
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    Longchong Scenic Spot To Install Pretty Insane Thrill Rides

    First of all, did it really take you six months to think of a comeback? Secondly, you know you're referring to them specifically as Chinese knock offs, in that tone, with the emphasis on Chinese. So, yes, you may not see it but it's racist ****.
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    Coaster Red Force | PORTAVENTURA and FERRARI LAND | 30th Nov - 1st Dec 2019

    I have contacted the park but no luck on perks yet - will keep y’all updated if something comes through. It’s kinda trickier when everyone has mostly sorted entry already though I won’t lie!
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    TusenFryd | Storm | Gerstlauer Invert | 2023

    Oh god no I don’t want to have to go back.
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    Ferrari World Abu Dhabi | Mission Ferrari | Dynamic Attractions | 2023

    We were there a couple of months back and it actually looked basically ready to open - the facade, queue etc all looks done from the outside and they were finishing off painting the building. I did take pics but it won’t let me upload them from my phone - they’re on Twitter here though
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    Your longest theme park hiatus?

    Uhhhh I don’t have dates like apparently half of y’all but really my first year or so after I graduated - mainly 2012 and quite a bit of 2013 - was pretty slow. It wasn’t really until Sweden in 2014 that things started picking up again for me and now it’s pretty much never more then a month or...
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    Dreamworld Australia To Close Tower Of Terror

    I'm actually a bit gutted about this - Australia's not really on my agenda for a while, but this has always been so iconic I was hoping to tick off the collection of these.
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    Fright nights Walibi Holland 2019

    Ughhh going on Sunday and I cannot wait! We did it a few years ago and it’s an outstanding event - got RIP passes and tickets for Below and the Clinic all ready to go!
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    Thorpe Park Fright Nights 2019

    We went on Press Night and honestly Platform 15 was the maze of the night for me! It was just me and Ian, and the actors were doing this weird, grotesque Grudge style contorting and vomiting blood that was just fantastic. The ending is still, womp, but up until that it was so good!
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    Most Obscure Coaster you've ridden

    I know we were like, the second riders on Corgi Dog at Fantawild Wuhu earlier in the year, so that must be up there! For major coasters I feel like Heaven’s Wing at HB World is fairly obscure? The most obscure coaster people actually give a **** about is probably Soaring With Dragon?
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    Walt Disney Studios Park | Avengers Assemble: Flight Force | R'n'RC retheme | 2022

    To be Marvel? It's... right next to the Marvel area?
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    What is the wettest water ride you've ever been on?

    The bloody Mack Water Coaster at Ocean Kingdom, the one that’s a clone of Poseidon at Europa. I don’t know why it was so wet but honestly we got the most wet I’ve ever been in my life. Like a casual tsunami.
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    Liseberg Approved For €100m Grand Curiosa Hotel In 2023

    Yesssss Liseberg. This is why this park is so fab!
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