Recent content by pvnks

I **** you not, I've just converted a VHS with video of my family riding this thing at the garden festival. Let me see if I can upload it to streamable...

Hyperion; At least two attempted murders per ride. The only restraint I'll push down for extra snugness prior to the first drop! Talk about ejector...

In a hypothetical tag-team tournament, they would be hard to beat!

Seemingly not (thankfully!) But let's be clinical here; What's the purpose motive of roaming entertainment? Does it achieve its purpose to any demonstrable effect to justify the money invested? I can't see it other than one or two pissed-on-cola toddlers in front of the Towers stage in...

Flat rides are for funfairs.

Had the spinal displeasure of compressing myself at the very bottom of SAW: The Ride's first drop at Thorpe Park yesterday. Immediate ibuprofen.

Not a slight against the effort, creativity or work ethic of those performing but I find parks' roaming entertainers are unbearable cringe. Not in a good way, either. You can see the anxiety levels of those crossing the Thorpe Park bridge upon exit just trying to get it over and done with as...

Their social commentary is on the nose and I loved it! Especially the constant ragging on people wearing masks like "chin diapers" [emoji1787]

Was a long-time lurker and embarked on a CF Live (Thorpe Park) for the first time a few years back and was welcomed warmly by all. Any hesitancy or partial social anxiety on my part was dissolved by the vibe of the group. Laid back, friendly and generally lovely people as a collective. I did...

Waiting to write some catchy indie hook that will be played on a car advert for muchas royalties.

I mean, the camera literally looks to be a few centimetres away from his schnose... [emoji1787]. Step awaaaaaaaaay from the camera! (Rest assured; I'm not insinuating anything other than the distance between himself and the camera)

Six Flags Qiddiya has been awarded a $1 billion contract and has "broken ground" https://blooloop.com/theme-park/news/six-flags-qiddiya-construction-contract/

One consideration for me is that I hope this cracks a few top lists. For example, the CoasterBot top 50 vote pours shame all over the British scene; not a single entry. Let's hope Thorpe smashes this out of the park, long overdue for us long suffering British coaster bastards. If Poland...

Been there and done that with @Nicky Borrill and can say from experience; I couldn't keep up with the ******* chaining Hyperion over and over! [emoji1787] Borrill by TKO in Round 8. On topic though; of all things to be excited about, that shot of the lakeside plaza fills me with joy. Can't...

Is this going to be the official Coasterforce Camp Out? Will there be poetry readings in memory of the Timber Tug and Lumber Jump?!