First of all, did it really take you six months to think of a comeback?
Secondly, you know you're referring to them specifically as Chinese knock offs, in that tone, with the emphasis on Chinese.
So, yes, you may not see it but it's racist ****.
We were there a couple of months back and it actually looked basically ready to open - the facade, queue etc all looks done from the outside and they were finishing off painting the building.
I did take pics but it won’t let me upload them from my phone - they’re on Twitter here though
Uhhhh I don’t have dates like apparently half of y’all but really my first year or so after I graduated - mainly 2012 and quite a bit of 2013 - was pretty slow. It wasn’t really until Sweden in 2014 that things started picking up again for me and now it’s pretty much never more then a month or...
We went on Press Night and honestly Platform 15 was the maze of the night for me!
It was just me and Ian, and the actors were doing this weird, grotesque Grudge style contorting and vomiting blood that was just fantastic.
The ending is still, womp, but up until that it was so good!
I know we were like, the second riders on Corgi Dog at Fantawild Wuhu earlier in the year, so that must be up there!
For major coasters I feel like Heaven’s Wing at HB World is fairly obscure? The most obscure coaster people actually give a **** about is probably Soaring With Dragon?
The bloody Mack Water Coaster at Ocean Kingdom, the one that’s a clone of Poseidon at Europa. I don’t know why it was so wet but honestly we got the most wet I’ve ever been in my life. Like a casual tsunami.
The EIGHT MINUTE DISPATCHES on the kiddie!
A dispatch took. eight. minutes.
That was the peak issue for that park. Honestly it was worse than China.
My favourite part of the day was that girl faceplanting during the midday running of the bulls. That’ll teach her.