Pass the Gerbil 2008

[Deano]

Your a very fluffy thing and we shall kill you. The knights stab him but the fluff bouces the sword back at the knight beheading him. The other knights run away, and the Gerbal keeps on looking for the straightners

 

[Smithy]

The gerbil crawls into the basement through a crack in the door, before he's grabbed by Richard Gere who has his way with it, before allowing it to walk free.

 

[Xpress]

Gerbil then realises that the CF forumers are talking about him, and finds a suicide bombing camp, where he learns how to be a suicide bomber. He then finds the person that started the "Toss the Gerbil" forum, and then........

 

[Karen]

Realises he's made an ERROR...................

He breaks down in tears. All the stress from his Fuzzy hair had sent him loopy. He decides he needs help, so he went to see his good friend............................

 

[danielfitzgerald99]

*In MR T voice* PAIN!

 

[Xpress]

Who then proceeded to sweeze him untill he crapped himself.

Gerbil then called out for Chuck Norris, who then came in and helped Gerbil out. Gerbil offered Chuck Norris a ride home, but Chuck said that he can run faster than any car.

Gerbil crashes into a semi truck then...

 

[Karen]

realises it is full of gas powered straightners and tresemme. He cartwheels round and round in circles till he barfs all over.....................

 

[Anonymous]

realises it is full of gas powered straightners and tresemme. He cartwheels round and round in circles till he barfs all over.....................

Furie. Then draws a knife from his anal passage and begins too....

 

[danielfitzgerald99]

carve a beautifully intricate flesh sculpture.

 

[Karen]

Furie is so pleased with his transformation that he kisses the gerbil and helps sort out the gerbils messed up fur. But Furie gets carried away and the smell of burning fur and gerbil flesh fills the air!

 

[Goliath123]

Is poked in the stomach and sent to Antartica

 

[Ormerod]

Gerbil cannot take the cold of Antartica and nibbles himself thousands of miles through the Earth to the burning heats of Hell.

 

[Crippollo]

falls though the celling of hell and lands on the devils pitch fork fries back though the hole he made and swims away from antartica

 

[Slash]

gerbil washed up on shore of england, in the seat of infusion, gerbil tries to commit suicide, but the jerkiness means he gets the knife into girl sitting next to him.

 

[Karen]

She screams soo loud it bursts gerbils ear drums. Her blood colours the water and kills the koi! Gerbils fails to hear the police sirens and wonders what all the fuss is about. They throw him into a cell containing.........................

 

[Slash]

Snakes, fleas and gays that he gets friendly with. The gays throw him through the bars to safety, only a bit too hard to find...

 

[eddy1282]

the gerbil is dead but then his soul flys to saftey in america
the goes on a roller coaster and goes on www.coasterforce.com/forums
then goes omg im famous then he goes oh well lets kill some one so he fun into a house gets a knife and.......................

 

[TP Rich]

...is quickly captured and thrown from a window, only to land in...

 

[addy2503]

A 3 year old bumped topic and…

 

[TP Rich]

A 3 year old bumped topic and…

...was shortly followed by a pathetic little twat who has nothing better to do with his life than try (and fail) to offend people he doesn't know over the internet...

Do you seriously have nothing better to do?