Oh my god Dan, you're not actually sitting on the toilet seat? If you're going to go in public, at least SQUAT! D: I cannot believe that your concern is about the coldness of the toilet bowl and not the fact that is has literally never been cleaned ever and is laden with rancid piss and who even KNOWS what else!
Does the idea of sitting in someone else's bodily fluids REALLY not bother you lot? Not at all? You'd not prefer a world where that wasn't an issue?
I don't understand.
I agree with Cial... I'm honestly skeptical of how often people REALLY need to go to the toilet, for the majority at least. I think it's as much a mental thing that some people go excessively, as that I go so infrequently. I remember once leaving uni with some friends, and someone was like "i'm just going to the toilet brb" and I was like, you live in halls. Can you not wait 2 minutes to go in a space you have privacy in and control over the cleanliness of? Seriously?
I'm aware that I'm unusual, but I'd rather be this way than wasting as much time as normal seem to by going every five **** minutes.
All this said, Mark's post is hilarious and, if I did go poo in public, it would also be my ambition. But I fear my concern to ensure that no part of my person touches the toilet or walls would unfortunately prevent me from paying too much mental attention to much else...