nadroJ
CF Legend
Originally intended for myself, Richard, Jake and Vadge but instead ended up being just me and Richard as the two gays had a little too much fun at pride.
Let the whoring ensue...
Clacton Pier
Finally got the pissing Speedy Gonzalez coaster on Clacton Pier after 3, yes 3, trips to that awful place. Rich also enjoyed a hurtful travelling Toboggan ride (photos when Rich can be bothered to post them)
Also included free with entry to Clacton Pier are misleading token signs, very very bad leggings and crap tattoos.
+1 credit for me, +2 credits for Rich.
Also tried to get petrol at a silly Tesco, the place was coned off but appeared to still be open so I got out and moved the cones, we went through, got told off as they were 'shut' for half an hour for a price change. Obviously Rich ignored this and tried to fill up anyway only to find all pumps either out of order or Pay at Pump only (not a Stone Cold friendly method of payment) and so we had to drive out with our heads hung,
Pettitts Animal Adventure Park
On the way to said adventure park there was much discussion about what our story would be to get in. Are we dying? Are we doing this for charity? Do we tell the truth that we are filthy whores? We went with we are doing this for a bet and it worked! We were allowed in and were met with a feeling of intense discomfort and awkwardness at the slow realisation that we were the only people in the park sans a five year old. Bad times.
We listened and could hear a clunkety lift hill chain and so followed it until credit number 2 for me and 3 for Rich appeared. The seats were very small and there was little fun to be had. Boring. We then met some pigs, goats, llamas, RACOONS! and lemurs. We then left for Hemsby Fun Park.
+1 credit for me, +1 credit for Rich.
Hemsby Fun Park
This is a dirty cramped ghetto place and the Caterpillar ride was extremely small. We proceeded to purchase tokens from the 'battleaxe' sitting at the token booth, handed them over and proceeded to be laughed at by the ride-op. We then left as soon as we could because
a) Hemsby is a dirty place
and
b) There were more ladybirds than in Denmark.
+ 1 credit each
On the way back to the car Rich asked me if I counted Snails at Joyland (Yarmouth) as a credit and I said I did and so we headed for the seaside to complete our whoring session. Bonus creds and bad parking were had by Rich, lukewarm hot-dogs and a feeling of smugness that I'd already got the cred were had by me.
Overall a fun day, another cred trip will occur some time soon no doubt. After next weekend it seems I will have conquered the east coast so I am on my way!
Let the whoring ensue...
Clacton Pier
Finally got the pissing Speedy Gonzalez coaster on Clacton Pier after 3, yes 3, trips to that awful place. Rich also enjoyed a hurtful travelling Toboggan ride (photos when Rich can be bothered to post them)
Also included free with entry to Clacton Pier are misleading token signs, very very bad leggings and crap tattoos.
+1 credit for me, +2 credits for Rich.
Also tried to get petrol at a silly Tesco, the place was coned off but appeared to still be open so I got out and moved the cones, we went through, got told off as they were 'shut' for half an hour for a price change. Obviously Rich ignored this and tried to fill up anyway only to find all pumps either out of order or Pay at Pump only (not a Stone Cold friendly method of payment) and so we had to drive out with our heads hung,
Pettitts Animal Adventure Park
On the way to said adventure park there was much discussion about what our story would be to get in. Are we dying? Are we doing this for charity? Do we tell the truth that we are filthy whores? We went with we are doing this for a bet and it worked! We were allowed in and were met with a feeling of intense discomfort and awkwardness at the slow realisation that we were the only people in the park sans a five year old. Bad times.
We listened and could hear a clunkety lift hill chain and so followed it until credit number 2 for me and 3 for Rich appeared. The seats were very small and there was little fun to be had. Boring. We then met some pigs, goats, llamas, RACOONS! and lemurs. We then left for Hemsby Fun Park.
+1 credit for me, +1 credit for Rich.
Hemsby Fun Park
This is a dirty cramped ghetto place and the Caterpillar ride was extremely small. We proceeded to purchase tokens from the 'battleaxe' sitting at the token booth, handed them over and proceeded to be laughed at by the ride-op. We then left as soon as we could because
a) Hemsby is a dirty place
and
b) There were more ladybirds than in Denmark.
+ 1 credit each
On the way back to the car Rich asked me if I counted Snails at Joyland (Yarmouth) as a credit and I said I did and so we headed for the seaside to complete our whoring session. Bonus creds and bad parking were had by Rich, lukewarm hot-dogs and a feeling of smugness that I'd already got the cred were had by me.
Overall a fun day, another cred trip will occur some time soon no doubt. After next weekend it seems I will have conquered the east coast so I am on my way!
