Coasters Personified

[CMonster]

I got this idea from RCF's post in the New Members topic.

Boulder Dash is Snoo. Everybody loves him and he gives a good ride every time (or so I've heard). :wink:

 

[IHeartArrow]

Vekoma Boomerangs are serial killers.

 

[caffeine_demon]

X:nwo - is someone who just makes everyone ill, but they're not quite sure way.

Oblivion - only does "missionary", but never fails to thrill

The ultimate - a real wild child, who everyone seems to love!

Colorado adventure - Everyone's favourite teacher

Gwazi - an insatiable whore

 

[Dave]

Grand National- Can **** me anyday.

 

[nadroJ]

Oblivion - only does "missionary", but never fails to thrill

You'd be quite wrong there, Oblivion quote clearly *ahem* goes down....

 

[Kebab]

Rita: Queen of Speed - The emotional slag who is extremely popular, breaks down into dispair too often and is said to ride better than expected; but she's sluggish, rough and ****ing boring!

 

[caffeine_demon]

Space mountain mission 2 - the inexplicably popular school bully

 

[Anonymous]

Rollercoaster & Pleasure Beach, Blackpool

An absolute psycho who went senail in his old age and is a glorified murderer.

 

[Waffleman]

Pepsi Max Big One, the girl who keeps saying she'll do anything but she's actually frigid.

 

[Anonymous]

Flying fish, the one everyone loves, but isnt even good, in bed.

 

[Waffleman]

The Ultimate-The girl who gives you really good sex then halfway through gets a bit too violent. Afterwards you're in horrible pain, but you'd happily ride her again.

 

[IHeartArrow]

Scorpion- that old fart who makes a lot of noise and has one leg (train) but is still fun and loved.

Gwazi- the neglected child that has turned violent.

 

[CMonster]

Scorpion- that old fart who makes a lot of noise and has one leg (train) but is still fun and loved.

Gwazi- the neglected child that has turned violent.

Gwazi- the neglected eleven year old twins that have turned violent.

 

[Jake]

Scorpion- that old fart who makes a lot of noise and has one leg (train) but is still fun and loved.

Gwazi- the neglected child that has turned violent.

Gwazi- the neglected eleven year old twins that have turned violent.

Gwazi - the neglected eleven year old twins that you only ever see one of at a time.

 

[Waffleman]

Revenge of the Mummy-Universal Studios Hollywood

The girl who's really good then stops when you're just about to cum.