Nic
Strata Poster
Sorry this has taken me a while. As you all know, I'm useless.
On Thursday night, Jake and I went on our long awaited trip to my favourite Chinese buffet. This had the added bonus of being just over the road from a fun fair.... which had a coaster. And well... Jake being Jake... y'know...
So we started our trip at the VadgePalace and wandered down the road. We stopped for cash, and the building dripped on me making my hoodie all wet
We then stopped off at the corner shop. Just after us, followed an old drunken tramp who was pissing himself laughing, then tried to convince the shopkeeper that he looks just like the latter half of Ant & Dec. Genius. So we arrived at the buffet and stuffed our faces. I love that place! Plus, their neverending 'limited time offer' means it was only £9. We both ate so much we were about to burst, but it was so good!
After foodage, it was time to head to the fair...
Fortunately, the first ride we came to was the 'credit'.
We had a quick look, then went for a wander round. We tried to win some Vodka, Southern Comfort, 40 fags and a tenner in hoopla, but sadly failed, so returned to the coaster. After waiting for a ride op to appear, and some genuine children to go on... we elbowed them all out the way and headed for the back...
Jake claimed that it was going to have "airtime", but he's clearly dellusional. All it did was bruise my knees and make me look a tit. Still a lot of fun though
Hooray!
On Thursday night, Jake and I went on our long awaited trip to my favourite Chinese buffet. This had the added bonus of being just over the road from a fun fair.... which had a coaster. And well... Jake being Jake... y'know...
So we started our trip at the VadgePalace and wandered down the road. We stopped for cash, and the building dripped on me making my hoodie all wet
We then stopped off at the corner shop. Just after us, followed an old drunken tramp who was pissing himself laughing, then tried to convince the shopkeeper that he looks just like the latter half of Ant & Dec. Genius. So we arrived at the buffet and stuffed our faces. I love that place! Plus, their neverending 'limited time offer' means it was only £9. We both ate so much we were about to burst, but it was so good!After foodage, it was time to head to the fair...
Fortunately, the first ride we came to was the 'credit'.
We had a quick look, then went for a wander round. We tried to win some Vodka, Southern Comfort, 40 fags and a tenner in hoopla, but sadly failed, so returned to the coaster. After waiting for a ride op to appear, and some genuine children to go on... we elbowed them all out the way and headed for the back...
Jake claimed that it was going to have "airtime", but he's clearly dellusional. All it did was bruise my knees and make me look a tit. Still a lot of fun though
Hooray!
