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Best Ridiculous Shorts Wearer

The Best Ridiculous Shorts wearer is...

  • Male Jordan

    Votes: 12 75.0%
  • Ian From CoasterForce

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Total voters
    16

Ian

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Male Jordan and I love to wear Ridiculous Shorts™®. Admittedly he wears his more often than I, but he's young and at college so he can be footloose and fancy free.

Anyway, out of me and Male Jordan, who wears the best most Ridiculous Shorts? We have modelled our top three to help you decide.

MALE JORDAN
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IAN FROM COASTERFORCE
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This is a crown we both want. Our future Ridiculous Shorts wearing depends on it.
 

Jordanovichy

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Brilliant! At least you have a thin stomach to model yours on ;) I like your last pair but over all, mine win. Simple :p
 

peep

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Lol. Oh wow, theyre all just so ridiculous and amazing. Ian, yours are more varied in design so I'll have to say you. Jordan's dedication to wearing them at all times is pretty incredible though and worth an honourable mention.

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Jordanovichy

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Varied yes but mine are flowers and hawaiian! What shorts should be! (I like the tropical beach ones but they aren't camp enough!) :p

Also my tan wins.
 

Ian

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Jordanovichy said:
Brilliant! At least you have a thin stomach to model yours on ;) I like your last pair but over all, mine win. Simple :p
Bitch, please! Yours are all flowery. I have checked, a sunset and flowers. My Ridiculous Shorts are varied and therefore more ridiculous than yours.
 

ATTACKHAMMER

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Jordan wins I'm afraid Ian. He wore some tonight when he and I played tennis. So Jordan is the winner, I think I need some brighter shorts!
 

Darren B

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I'm sorry Ian but Jordan just has to take this. When you think of Jordan, you think of the shorts. His dedication to wearing the shorts at all times and in all conditions is honourable, and he does all this knowing that those shorts will deny him sex until he's at least 40.
 

Jordanovichy

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Darren B said:
and he does all this knowing that those shorts will deny him sex until he's at least 40.

That's what you think ;)

They actually tend to give a girl the horn...if that was biologically possible of course.
 

Darren B

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Jordanovichy said:
Darren B said:
and he does all this knowing that those shorts will deny him sex until he's at least 40.

That's what you think ;)

They actually tend to give a girl the horn...if that was biologically possible of course.

Dan doesn't count :wink:
 

ATTACKHAMMER

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Darren B said:
Jordanovichy said:
Darren B said:
and he does all this knowing that those shorts will deny him sex until he's at least 40.

That's what you think ;)

They actually tend to give a girl the horn...if that was biologically possible of course.

Dan doesn't count :wink:

I hope by Dan you mean someone else otherwise I think I need some brain bleach :wink:
 

gavin

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You both deserve to be publicly executed.
 

furie

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He wins Jordan? Himself or Sexy Jordan? I see one being considerably more likely than the other...
 

Jordanovichy

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I think Jason was just giving me another vote ;) winning myself would be dull, I have to live with myself all the time haha
 

thx

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If it hadn't been for Jordan's 'first blue' shorts I would've had a hard time deciding whose "style" I prefer, but I actually quite like them and actually wouldn't mind wearing them myself.
 
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