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recieves: death inserts: 360

Every Rampant Rabit Orders Redy

recieves: 2 cups and some string inserts: red clown wig

falls though the celling of hell and lands on the devils pitch fork fries back though the hole he made and swims away from antartica

recieves: CF underwear inserts: dead body

i completely agree with bezzzzzer to how they get the themeing spot on for this one and i absolutly cant wait for it

In Narnia Fred Even Rapes Nuns Un-Expectedly (i didnt have a clue can you tell:P)

^ lies have one < whishes he had a better job V is secretly gay

receives: loud annoying noise inserts: bottle of kick

why thank you :) :--D for the joke 5/10 A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing." He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't...

one with a mortal fear of being anally penetrated by an extra-terrestrial. (its not what it may sounds like my mate asked me what xenophobe ment so i googled it for a desent discription)

9/10 old but still makes me laugh lol Following the problems in the financial sector in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced...

Psycosocial - Slipknot love this song

hahahaha 9/10 Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the...

recieves: pokemon card (didnt have a clue lol) Inserts: dvd

funny 10/10 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it...

3/10 heard it so many times its not funny anymore lol A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North...

quite good 8/10 A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a...

when we wee at thorpe the other day i got my first look at saw it looks awsome and i cant wait to get on it next year. i hopr they can get the themeing down well and i think the station should look alot like the bathroom from saw 1 :--D .