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Alaeriia

Roller Poster
Receives: A noose, followed by a season pass to Lake Compounce

Inserts: a two-pound bag of Haribo Classic Gummi Bears (the ones with sugar)
 

GuyWithAStick

Captain Basic
Received: Lifelong Type 2 diabetes.

Inserts: Half of a watermelon, a carton of 1% Milk, and my restraining order for Alec Baldwin

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GuyWithAStick

Captain Basic
Receives: A lifetime of sadness knowing you don't have the engineering skill to construct such projects.

Inserts: The soundtrack for Jonathan Larson's Rent.
 

Alaeriia

Roller Poster
Receives: an authentic Playbill for the original cast of Rent

Inserts: a bag of those capsule sponge dinosaur things
 
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