You'll like this, it's fun. Honest. It's easy, all you do is take a famous quote from a famous movie, then replace one word in that quote with the word 'pants'. Just, y'know, try and make it funny. Like so: "I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Tse tse tse tse tse". Silence of the Lambs. "Pants? Where we're going we don't need... Pants". Back to the Future. "I need your clothes, your boots, and your pants". Terminator 2. "I love the smell of pants in the morning". Apocalypse Now. "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants. Hit it!". The Blues Brothers. "They may take our pants, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!" Braveheart. "With great pants comes great responsibility". Spiderman. (Or you could have "With great power comes great pants". Whichever's funniest). "Pants on, pants off". The Karate Kid. "I find your lack of pants disturbing". Star Wars. "All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy". The Shining. "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pants. Farewell". Toy Story. " Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I shall have my pants, in this life or the next". Gladiator. "You just put your pants together, and blow". That old one with Humphrey Bogart. So you get the idea? Join in below, it's fun, it's free, it's Howie's Pants Game! *note to Americans; it's probably funnier if you think of 'pants' in their English (ie correct) definition (ie 'underpants', not 'trousers').