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The offical anti-joke thread.

Discussion in 'Forum Fun' started by BBH, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. toofpikk

    toofpikk Well-Known Member

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    Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
    He was hit by a bus.

    Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
    She was hit by a bus.

    Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
    His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.
     
  2. toofpikk

    toofpikk Well-Known Member

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    First post (wooh!!)

    Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
    He was hit by a bus.

    Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
    She was hit by a bus.

    Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
    His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.
     
  3. Shirofukurou

    Shirofukurou Active Member

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    You know you're a redneck when...

    ...

    ...you forget to put sunblock on your neck.
     
  4. Howie

    Howie Well-Known Member

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    Bought some venison the other day.

    It was expensive.
     
  5. GuyWithAStick

    GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    What do you call a black man selling drugs?

    A pharmacist.
     
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    Howie Well-Known Member

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    You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
     
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    PeskyTrimBrake Active Member

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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
     
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    What's the difference between an elementary school and a brothel?

    Nothing.
     
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    A bird and a bee walked into a bar,

    They sat on the other side of the bar from each other, never talked, and then eventually left by themself.
     
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    A horse walks into a bar.

    Turns out it now has a broken nose.
     
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    How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

    2. One to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb
     
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    How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
    Two in front, two in back.

    How do you get four giraffes in a Mini?
    You can't; it's full of elephants.

    How do you get two whales in a Mini?
    Take the M4 and cross the Severn Bridge.
     
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    TommyAlex Well-Known Member

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    My friend tried viagra once. It got stuck in his throat, and he had a stiff neck for ages!

    Well, until he eventually choked to death on it.
     

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