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The offical anti-joke thread.

Discussion in 'Forum Fun' started by BBH, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Jason Voorhees

    Jason Voorhees Well-Known Member

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    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

    Because it slipped out of his hand.
     
  2. Intricks

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    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

    Cause its an overused joke and it needs to stop.

    Why did the horse die?

    It was led to water and didnt take a drink.

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  3. Jordanovichy

    Jordanovichy Credit Whore 2016 Staff Member Social Media Team CF Award Winner 2016

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.
     
  4. pluk

    pluk Member

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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    It was tied to the first monkey.
     
  5. Jordanovichy

    Jordanovichy Credit Whore 2016 Staff Member Social Media Team CF Award Winner 2016

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    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    Peer pressure.


    ^^erm this isn't an anti joke cause its :emoji_zipper_mouth: hilarious! hehehe ;)
     
  6. pluk

    pluk Member

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    Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

    He thought it was a game.
     
  7. caffeine_demon

    caffeine_demon Well-Known Member

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    why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?

    It was shot by a poacher!
     
  8. Hutch

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    Why did the 6th monkey fall out of the tree?

    He committed suicide because he didn't want to hear about another monkey falling out of a tree.
     
  9. CPSFMMCW

    CPSFMMCW Active Member

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    Hate to break the monkey streak, but...

    What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
    Hey, we're both lawyers

    Friends are like penguins; you stab them in the face, they die

    Why was the clown crying?
    His family got shot

    Why was the dentist sad?
    He got all his teeth knocked out

    Why did Susie fall off the swings?
    She got hit with a refrigerator

    Why did Sally fall off of the swings?
    She had no arms
    Why couldn't she get back up?
    She had no legs
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Not Sally

    Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm?
    Finding half a worm
    Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust
     
  10. Mike

    Mike Well-Known Member

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    What's worse than the Holocaust?

    Two Holocausts.
     
  11. BBH

    BBH Well-Known Member

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    What does the cow say after witnessing a double murder?

    Moo.
     
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  12. PeskyTrimBrake

    PeskyTrimBrake Active Member

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    Why did little Johnny break all his toys?

    He was schizophrenic. He also burned down a school.
     
  13. Mike

    Mike Well-Known Member

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    I once went on a date with a girl who didn't swallow.

    She had to have permanent medical attention.
     
  14. Jordanovichy

    Jordanovichy Credit Whore 2016 Staff Member Social Media Team CF Award Winner 2016

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    ^^oh. my. god.

    Dear Santa, send me a brother.
    With love,
    Little Johnny.

    Dear Little Johnny, send me your mother.
    With love,
    Santa.
     
  15. BBH

    BBH Well-Known Member

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    How many ADD kids toes it take to--

    Butterfly!


    Posted while reading your mind.
     
  16. caffeine_demon

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    Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a bar. They have a few drinks, go home and have an uneventful day at work the next day.
     
  17. Howie

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    Why did the fat kid fall off his bike?

    Someone threw a fridge at him.
     
  18. GuyWithAStick

    GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

    Bang and claw at the top of his coffin.

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    I like my women how I like my coffee... Not on my lap.
     
  20. GuyWithAStick

    GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    Why was six afraid of seven?
    It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, thus unable to feel emotions, like fear.

    A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
    "Long day?" the bartender asks.
    "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

    Why was the boy sad?
    A frog was stapled to his face.
     

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