The offical anti-joke thread.

[BBH]

Post your favorite anti-joke here. However, it must, in some way, shape or form, be related to the anti-joke above.

Getting the ball rolling:
What did one cow say to the other cow after witnessing a double homicide?

Moo.

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

A chicken walks into a bar....
It is quickly removed as it is deemed unhygienic to have a chicken in a bar.

 

[Treeis]

Want to hear the funniest anti joke of all time?

Me too, I bet its good.

 

[Gazza]

How do you spot a vegan at a dinner party?

Dont worry, they'll let you know.

 

[Colossus]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who knows? We have not yet invented the technology required to communicate with farm based animals.

 

[caffeine_demon]

what's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

Gang rape.

 

[kimahri]

**** off.

 

[BBH]

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

 

[Kebab]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Rob"
"Rob who?"
"Robbie Williams"

 

[caffeine_demon]

Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.

Ok - I'll refer you for counselling sessions.

 

[Hyde]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

 

[Error]

What do you call a Mexican on an airplane.

A passenger.

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

What do you call 100 lawyers underwater?
A horrible boating accident.

 

[madhjsp]

What's a difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

 

[bentcookie]

Roses are red..
Violets are blue..
I have alzheimers..


Cheese on toast.

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

 

[Hutch]

What did the boy with no arms get for xmas?

He never found out because he couldn't open his present.

 

[Jordanovichy]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

 

[caffeine_demon]

What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

Lost of things - war, death, famine, natural disasters etc.