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The offical anti-joke thread.

Discussion in 'Forum Fun' started by BBH, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. BBH

    BBH Well-Known Member

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    Post your favorite anti-joke here. However, it must, in some way, shape or form, be related to the anti-joke above.

    Getting the ball rolling:
    What did one cow say to the other cow after witnessing a double homicide?

    Moo.
     
  2. ATTACKHAMMER

    ATTACKHAMMER Social Media Team Staff Member Social Media Team

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    A chicken walks into a bar....
    It is quickly removed as it is deemed unhygienic to have a chicken in a bar.
     
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    Want to hear the funniest anti joke of all time?

    Me too, I bet its good.
     
  4. Gazza

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    How do you spot a vegan at a dinner party?

    Dont worry, they'll let you know.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Who knows? We have not yet invented the technology required to communicate with farm based animals.
     
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    what's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

    Gang rape.
     
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    BBH Well-Known Member

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    How do you confuse a blond?

    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
     
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    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there"
    "Rob"
    "Rob who?"
    "Robbie Williams"
     
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    Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.

    Ok - I'll refer you for counselling sessions.
     
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    Hyde I Lied About My Age! Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    Knock, Knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
     
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    What do you call a Mexican on an airplane.

    A passenger.
     
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    What do you call 100 lawyers underwater?
    A horrible boating accident.
     
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    What's a difference between a duck?

    One leg is both the same.
     
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    Roses are red..
    Violets are blue..
    I have alzheimers..


    Cheese on toast.
     
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    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he was hit by a bus.
     
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    What did the boy with no arms get for xmas?

    He never found out because he couldn't open his present.
     
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    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

    Because he got hit by a bus.
     
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    PeskyTrimBrake Active Member

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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.
     
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    What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

    Lost of things - war, death, famine, natural disasters etc.
     

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