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Emerald Park Review! So after moving to the Ayrshire Coast (near Glasgow) I have been kinda missing coasters. My nearest park is M&DS which I don't even feel is worth the effort to visit? Flamingoland is quite far away and honestly that's about as accessible to me as it gets. So flying it...

I a few months ago decided to do my first solo trip to Europa Park. I am no stranger to Europa and Rust and decided I wanted try the park during winter. I had been twice in 2024, first time missing Voltron by two weeks, second time was park at capacity. I honestly felt a bit unlucky to be honest...

So I never really have made it to the Benelux Parks as a Londoner. I do not drive, so the Eurostar is usually my only option which costs a million pounds. I don’t know, I just always put off going to Belgium/France, the last time I visited France was 2012.. My French is also awful and my German...

After a long trip to Balkan Europe, I have started to really think about how the hell an area like Dalmatia (Croatia) would not have a proper theme park. Fairly populated in its own right, a city like Split and surrounding areas get millions of tourists flocking a fairly small area. Wouldn’t a...

Europa Park is a park that I always have completely adored, this is pretty evident reading some of my posts. Before last week my last visit was 2019. This somewhat left a question in my mind that maybe this was just nostalgia? It is very easy to remember the best of a park instead of its gaping...

It is 2012, and Thorpe Park just built Swarm. They had received 3 coasters since 2006, and seemed to be endlessly expanding. The park were laying down coasters, flat rides, and Thorpe was "the park" in the UK. Then we saw a decade of nothing, literal nothing. Temporary half baked "attractions"...

Pleasure Beach is a trek for me to visit. I have to leave my home town of Crawley to travel to London Euston, then to get the train all the way up Blackpool. It takes around 4-5 hours, and a lot of money. It literally sits 200 miles away on the other side of the damn country, so it is not a...

Gardaland was not a park i honestly was planning on travelling to anytime soon. I happened to have a spare day on my trip to Milan/Venice, so decided i would try and squeeze in a Merlin park and give them my money. Honestly i had wanted to visit Gardaland, but it never had that lineup to really...

Disney World is a park we all know right? Here in the UK even with Euro Disney so near, everyone always seems to view Orlando as “the place” to take your kids. There’s a lot of politics behind this that I’m not gonna dig too deep on, but basically the governor of the state and Disney have butt...

My thoughts on Energylandia: 23/09/2022 I never thought I’d reach a park this year- I had been travelling a plenty, but never had a theme park related trip. After a bunch of time in the US, Austria, Iceland, and Balkan region during the spring I finally settled myself back in good old Crawley...

Wow this is a can of worms, So Merlin operate a type of access for disabled guests to access attractions without queuing- RAP. This system basically makes you have to wait the amount you would of queued after you’ve gone on the attraction. I would like to hear opinions and delve deep on this...

27/03/2022 The day is Mothers Day in the UK, most normal people would celebrate it with their mothers. I left a bottle of pinot in the fridge with a note, with my two favourite idiots, we ventured to Cherstey, to discover Merlin's least favourite asset. So, Thorpe Park. Once hailed as the park...

Tulleys Farm is one of the most iconic if not the most iconic halloween event in the UK. They were one of the first to the scene back in 98' with Creepy Cottage. In the UK scare events just were not a thing back then, honestly scare attractions only really took off in the 2010's here in the UK...

17/06/2021 was my first coaster day of the year. It was a long one in the making So first off, the park has a solid coaster lineup. It does lack a true headliner, but Inferno in the back row is by far my favourite, and the ride ages like fine wine. My friend had an exemption, which meant we got...

So i have been preparing to go Thorpe this Thursday. During checking the queue times for stuff, i noticed The Walking Dead seems to always be a ghost town queue wise. Rarely exceeding 10 minutes ever, even when other rides have queues of 90 minutes. It usually has a smaller wait than any of the...

Europa have a diverse and pretty great lineup of dark rides. So what is the best one? I am excluding Arthur here, as i believe it would make this poll a lot more boring (everyone would vote for it..)

Ever since I was young I always have dreamed of visiting Cedar Point. Sure it doesn't have as many coasters as Magic Mountain but I feel like Cedar Point has undeniably the better lineup in terms of quality over quantity. The park also a lot more history than Magic Mountain and is very popular...